Craig: What made you decide to work with the salvation army?
Betty: Well Craig I love bells…there’s nothing like the feeling of a big pair of bells in my hand.
Craig: I think I should let that one go. It must feel good to help people though.
Betty: Not really, I needed some cash. I spent all my money on medical bills.
Craig: Betty, I didn’t know you were having medical issues.
Betty: Oh, I’m fine. It’s just my medical marijuana bills. They think I have glaucoma, but I just throw some crazy ass parties.
I wish Betty White was my Grandma.
